Sunday, January 9, 2011

What should Duke say?

18 comments:

MY NAME'S DUKE NUKEM AND VINESAUCE IS FULL OF HOMOS AND FAGGOTRY

Hello Vinesauce, its time to play vidya and wear jabroni outfits, and I'm all out of vidya. Thats ok though Vinny is king of the Treemeisters and has a very nice collection of beautiful sea horses.

WHAT'S BETTER?
Douk smokes as many cigarettes as Douk can

MY NAME IS DOUK NOUK KEM.. and I only pay for hoockers

The best streamer must be:

15% Drunk
11% ragequits
12% 12 year old boy
18% dwarf
13% Verner
21% horse puzzles
10% Treemeister

100% Vinesauce

I'll show you who's king of this website.

Why don't you get out of that jabroni outfit, Conrad, and come watch Vinesauce Vidya with me?

"I'm Duke Nukem, the Treemeister. You're watching Vinesauce Vidya, the source and solution for your deep dark fantasies."

Hi there! I'm Duke Nukem And you're watching Vinesauce Vidya, so why don't you get out of that jabroni outfit and show us who's boss of this gym.
We'll be waiting for you. Stay classy Motherfuckers.

"Vinesauce isn't the best? Norway, get rail! Filled with homobutts and jabroni outfits, this is the place to go to satisfy your deep dark fantasies about Vinny"

http://hikkyz.net/void/img/badenoughdude.jpg

Add something like "you vinesauce pussies" on the end and tada, instant exclusive.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO WATCH THIS STREAM?

It's time to chew gum and watch Vinesauce...and I'm all out of gum.

Welcome to Vinesauce Motherfuckers. Now sit down, shut up, and be entertained

Author: Duke
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